Thursday, October 8, 2009

Take That, Moon!

I am not sure what the purpose of doing this is, but tonight NASA (Need Another Seven Astronauts) will launch some rockets at the moon to see if there is water under the surface. This is officially the most badass divining rod in the history of divining technology!

I don't know if NASA is feeling the heat of the recession or if this is their way of getting us out of it, but this sounds like the craziest plan to put our money towards. Maybe in addition to finding delicious moon water, they will find a ton of gold that will shower down on America!

OR, maybe they are using this as an excuse to "accidentally" blow up the Lunar Lander that they claim went to the moon. I am sure with all of the technology around nowadays, someone would be able to prove the moon landing hoax with a telescope purchased at any telescope outlet. This is the perfect way of NASA saying, "Oh shoot, now you won't be able to see the lunar lander that clearly went to the moon."

Either way, i can't wait to watch the video of this going down.

1 comment:

Paul Spooner said...

maybe it will crack open like in the shit remake of The Time Machine....