Saturday, June 6, 2009

MORONS - "The Lady that just Called the Shop"

So i am sitting here at work, minding my own business and the phone rings....

Phone: ring ring, ring ring
Me: Beach Ball Comics!
Lady: Excuse me, do I need a receipt in order to return a comic book?
Me: Yes, you do.
Lady: What if I don't have one. Can I still return the comic book?
Me: No, you can't
Lady: Oh, really?
Me: Yes.
Lady: Ok, thanks.
Me: Bye, now.
Phone: Click

1 comment:

memphish said...

She once called Hubby one weekend when he was on call.

Lady: When I eat cantaloupe I throw up. I just ate some cantaloupe and now I'm throwing up.
Hubby and Me: No shit Sherlock.

Holli